thenintendard:

Johto Map 
ジョウト地方
The Johto Map with the middle earth map style.
Get ready for a unexpected journey!
Made by Adam Rufino

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

tagged: +dogs 
Typical school day

180mph:

Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down

"The name’s Ravio.  Hey, you listening to me?  What, the rug tastes really good or something?"

tagged: +loz