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djolteon:

What if Umbreons hunt in packs and use their rings to communicate like fireflies? Four legged crazy moonfox fireflies?

djolteon:

What if Umbreons hunt in packs and use their rings to communicate like fireflies? Four legged crazy moonfox fireflies?

tagged: +pokemon 
legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him

legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him

tagged: +sb 

whatisthat-velvet:

"I’m Black, y’all!"

hot-tea-nanako:

high-megan:

redefinedrose:

tayelchapo:

this why they killed him

JFK will forever be one of the best presidents this nation ever had.

Look at how old this broadcast looks.
Our technology has come so far and our social skills are still in the toilet.
This is why Skynet wins. This shit right here.

appetites:

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

Especially the last one damn

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee