Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: foxglovetea)
I just cried.
“first time daddy sees his 3 week old”
this is beautiful.
He’s looking at her like she’s made of gold.
i will never NOT reblog this. this is absolutely beautiful.
:’)
My heart just super bleeded from all the love of this photo.
This is amazing.
(Source: atheistangel)
Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.
Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.
Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.
I’ll waste the lot of you
Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!
NYET.
3 it is.. let’s get this party started.
Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol
I HAVE A GUN BONER.
What? What’s all this fuckery?
Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!
Mama always said this day’d come!
EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!
WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems.
Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.
There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.
Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.
Don’t make me tell you again.
Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.
A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?
Wood.
… <3
Ladies and gentlemen. The men of Tumblr.Well technicality if you know how flintlocks work then you know that the wood does not have anything to do with the firing mechanism itself. Thus the sonic can disable it by locking the firing mechanism so it does not move at all.
(Source: bulletbakas)
is there a month between april and june?
may be
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
the beard hair is shorther and heart shaped, her bottom part is kinda like a dress
anime central
OMOCAT table 204-205EHEHEHEhehehe
Welcome to Tumblr.
Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life
wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…
Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.
omg HOW??
The last one… WTF?!
(Source: parasolpunk)
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
(Source: dungeonsanddamsels)
(Source: bullshit-time)
